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Gabriel Reyes ([personal profile] hellshot) wrote in [community profile] starlogs2017-02-09 11:41 am

Already choking on my pride [OPEN]

WHO: Reaper [personal profile] hellshot and OPEN
WHERE: Within the Fleet, some automated cafeteria
WHEN: Various times within the month, whenever he needs to eat.
WHAT: Reaper needs nutrients, touchscreens aren't his friend.
WARNINGS: Possible mention of how horridly deformed he is under his mask. It's bad.


[Dark fingernails tap against the metal counter he's currently standing in front of. If he wasn't wearing a mask, it would be easy to see the look of frustration on Reaper's face with his current predicament, so for now, the only way of knowing that the ghost of a man is pissed off is the wisps of black fog escaping from under aforementioned mask.

He hadn't gone on the previous mission with Sombra, and he had no interest in rescue missions, either. Which meant he hadn't seen the field of battle in little over a month--which meant he hadn't been taking in new nutrients from his surroundings to keep his body from decaying to a point of discomfort. Which meant he had to partake in his least favourite of activities: Eating.

Eating was difficult enough when your face was barely suited for it--but when the cafeteria closest to his living quarters was a fully automated one? It was like a really bad joke. Touchscreens worked when pressure was applied with an electrical charge--human skin was a great conductor for said electrical charge. Dead flesh didn't hold any sort of charge. So this was his predicament. He couldn't eat if he couldn't get the damn screen to work.

Frustrated, Reaper finally turns his head to glare at the individual waiting for their turn after him. He hated asking for help, so instead:]


Work this damn thing for me and I'll pay for your food, too.

[He's too tired for this bullshit today.]
rockthemonkey: (Can I eat it?)

[personal profile] rockthemonkey 2017-02-11 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Is the reason coz you like owls? [The only reason that makes sense. Yeah, Goku is flat out teasing him now. He snickers a little before turning his attention back to the automated food production eagerly, trying to lean over the counter to get a closer look. It's weird and not nearly as nice as watching Hakkai or someone else cook, but there's food involved so he can't complain.]

Come on, why wouldn't we eat together? Were you gonna sit on your own and just stare at the wall while you- [Pause. Wait. Goku turns back to Reaper to stare intently at his mask.]

... You are gonna eat, right? [Where's the mouth...]
rockthemonkey: (Ugh fml)

[personal profile] rockthemonkey 2017-02-11 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Goku visibly deflates.] Oh, it's just a mask. [Disappointing. What was he expecting? We may never know.]

Do you have a mouth? Is that why your voice sounds funny, because of your mask? Do you take it off to eat? Is that why you don't wanna eat with me? I won't laugh or nothin', I promise! Why are ya goin' around like that if you've gotta face anyway? Are you really ugly? Where'd you get it? Did you make it on your own?

[Put some food in his mouth so he'll shut up, Reaper, please.]
rockthemonkey: (Nyah!)

[personal profile] rockthemonkey 2017-02-11 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Have ya ever even seen a sk- urf! [Goku flails a bit when his face is squished mid-question, waving is arms around in protest as he comedically fails to break free. Then Reaper threatens the food and his flailing becomes more frantic.]

Noooo! 'eap'r, don't! I helped ya! [They're friends they're a team! He finally squirms free and pouts.] ... Fine, I'll get one, but ya better not forget any of the food!

[It's all important! Goku sticks his tongue out before running off to find a table.]
rockthemonkey: (I'm in love)

[personal profile] rockthemonkey 2017-02-11 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Eh, Goku's used to death threats. Reaper hasn't even shot at him yet, this is nothing. He'd go help Reaper carry the trays, but he's immediately distracted when he sees how Reaper is moving towards him.]

Woah... [Just gonna. Stand by the table, sparkly-eyed and in awe, all earlier irritation forgotten.] That's so cool! You really are a ghost! Awesome!

[He's even briefly distracted from the food! Amazing!]
rockthemonkey: (you talkin to me?)

[personal profile] rockthemonkey 2017-02-11 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Goku's seen some weird shit but, weirdly, actual ghosts aren't really a thing in Saiyuki. Just zombies and reincarnated father figures.]

Huh? [Blink blink.] Why would they care about that? I can be friends with who I want.

[And for all his jerkiness, Reaper bought him food. So he's someone Goku wants to be friends with now. Goku sits down and eagerly picks up a burger. Yessssss excuse him while he takes a big bite and then talks around the chunks of food in his mouth.] People die all the time- [Chew swallow] it's not that weird.

[... Reaper is pretty weird.]
rockthemonkey: (Well of course)

[personal profile] rockthemonkey 2017-02-11 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Goku is watching intently, trying to get a peek at Reaper's face when he moves his mask. That's... Wow, he was expecting scars, not whatever that is.] Freaky... [A little grossed out, but not enough to stop eating his hamburger for longer than a few seconds. If he hadn't been prepared, he might have freaked out a little more, but he's seen aliens and weird shit this past month already enough that he can just screw up his face and get over it.

Besides, Reaper's next comment distracts him.]


... Well, same, obviously. [Sometimes staying alive means killing someone else. Sometimes it means killing a lot of people. Goku doesn't like it, but that's life.] Some assholes gotta die, right?

[It might be hard to picture Goku (young, short, hungry and friendly Goku) killing anyone, even hearing him say that.]
rockthemonkey: (Ugh fml)

[personal profile] rockthemonkey 2017-02-11 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Goku freezes in his seat when the red eyes focus on him, shivering slightly. He's not really scared but that is pretty freaky. He shrugs it off and focuses on his burger, finishing it off and moving onto the next one.]

It's not like I like killing or anythin'. [At least, not most of the time. Maybe Reaper would be less surprised if he'd met the Seiten Taisei first.] But fighting's fun and dyin' would be embarrassing.

[So that's the choice he's left with.]

'sides, some assholes really do gotta die. It's not like I'm gonna let them kill me instead.
rockthemonkey: (I think they'd stay with me.)

[personal profile] rockthemonkey 2017-02-11 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
No offense. [He's sure your death was super cool and only a bit embarrassing, Reaper. Goku bunches away on his burger, reflecting a little and not too happy about it. He's thought about this before.]

... I don't like quiet. [Now there's something that's probably less of a surprise.] An' if you're dead, you don't get hungry. [And Goku never wants to be stuck in silence, never feeling hunger or the warmth of the sun, ever again.

Come to think of it... Why is Reaper eating? Dead guys don't get hungry.]


I told ya I'm not a hero or anythin'. I'm just doing what I wanna do.
rockthemonkey: (okay life's pretty good actually)

[personal profile] rockthemonkey 2017-02-11 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Goku is distracted again, watching the wounds heal themselves with fascination. Amazing... So that's what he needs the food for? Maybe it's like Hakkai's healing powers.

It takes him a second to register Reaper's question.]
What do I wanna do? [He blinks and pauses for a second to think about that. He wants to be with his friends, he wants to stop the Minus Wave, he wants to see Nataku again for some reason... He shrugs again, grinning.] That sounds pretty good, actually, what's wrong with that?

[Eating lots and asking questions, sounds fun!]
rockthemonkey: (Running away!)

[personal profile] rockthemonkey 2017-02-11 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't get sick! And I eat all kindsa stuff!

[Though without his family here to keep an eye on him, he has been eating pretty crappy. Space Dad took the job right on time. Goku finishes off his second burger and pulls a hotdog and the cheese-fries closer to him to dig into those.]

Anyway, I've got goals, I think... I wanna get back to where I was before this, and then there's some people me and my friends've gotta beat up. There's some stuff happening that's gotta be stopped, so I'm gonna take care of that.

[And then, after that... He's never really thought about it before. He guesses he'll just follow Sanzo wherever he goes.]
rockthemonkey: (You're an asshole.)

[personal profile] rockthemonkey 2017-02-12 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[He grew up in a Buddhist temple, okay, he can eat vegetables. He can eat anything.]

Are ya gonna help if I tell you everythin'? [Reaper doesn't need to know the details, they won't mean anything to him anyway.] I'm gonna take care of it.

[Buuuuut now they're talking about here. Goku scowls and shoves a fistful of cheese-fries into his mouth.] Not a real one.

[Door-to-door banana salesman. He's not amused (but at least his diet is high in potassium these days).]
Edited 2017-02-12 14:41 (UTC)