wake up, emergency

[doxing]

WHO: sombra and you
WHERE: all over the place, leave no fork dispenser left unturned
WHEN: february 14th to february 26th
WHAT: a catch-all log for open and closed prompts throughout the event, sombra tries to help
WARNINGS: none right now, but will update if it's needed

(collection of prompts for the event, which is all entirely open to wildcarding, but if you want to plot anything with me please hit me up on plurk at frooting! this will mostly be zero gravity shenanigans and a lot of mishaps with forks... since sombra got the first clue from her puzzle box...)

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[doxing]

(oh god, him using her as a launching pad is not the best idea—)

Ugh, was that supposed to be a warning? (irritated, but pleasantly buzzed so her slow revolve isn't very difficult to accept...) Why you gotta try and collect forks, anyway? That's not what I'm here for, niño...

[nodyinteam]

[Sorry about that, Launchpad McSombra...

But as she speaks, he pivots his head around to face her with a look of surprise. Some of the forks have already gotten lodged in his hair...]

What?! But if you're not looking for forks, then what's this all about?!

[doxing]

(staring at him... trying to resist the urge to lift her communicator to take a picture of him— and fails, lifting her arm.)

Wait, that's not as important right now. You look hilarious, pose or something.

[nodyinteam]

[He looks baffler for a moment, but then his sense of "sure, why not" takes over.]

Fine! If it's a pose that you have want, then it's a pose you'll get!!

[He balls up his fists and growls through grit teeth! He tries to look like he's powering up, but it likely looks a likely more like he's popping a squat.]

[doxing]

(I... IT MAKES IT EVEN BETTER, NEKOMARU...?!

takes a picture of him popping a squat with forks in his fucking hair, immediately saving it to send once the communications network is back online. this may just end up posted on the bulletin board in her room, along with the conspiracy theory webs.)

You are, without a doubt, the strangest person I have ever met.

(there's the shutter sound.)

[nodyinteam]

[Will he embarrassed, will he give no fucks? It's Nekomaru, who knows - well he'll probably give no fucks.

He guffaws at her reaction.]

Gahaha! Now that's a distinction that I'm proud to earn!