【OPEN/CLOSED】☆ WALK THROUGH STREETS OF GOLD WITH CIGARETTES YOU HAND ROLLED

[glitterpants]

WHO: Karamatsu Matsuno + anyone who wants him!
WHERE: Eluvio + throughout Bajikan.
WHEN: March catch all!
WHAT: A whole bunch of stuff. A dispute between Ichimatsu, a date with Carolina, district shenanigans in Luxuria with Dorothy and Carolina, Acedia with Jason, Ira with Sombra + Reaper, and Superbia will provide an open prompt. More may follow and will update is necessary.
WARNINGS: Drugs, alcohol, violence, language and possibly smut (eyes emoji).....

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[leaderboards]

[ now that he's talking, carolina isn't sure he actually knows what he's talking about. it's not how you have conversations about kinks, generally speaking. sure, her social interactions tend to leave a lot to be desired, but karamatsu is always... off. to put it kindly. ]

Yeah. [ what else does she even say to this? ] You know, it's just not my thing anymore.

[glitterpants]

_{[ she's still. not dropping any hints as to what this is, damn it, this is awful.. ]}

I do not see why it isn't, but I can respect what you like and do not like. But ah..
_{[ he holds up the leather gear, as if sizing it up against Carolina. ]}

You would look marvelous in it!
_{[ saying this as a fashion statement, since that what he thinks this is, and totally not trying to imply anything, I promise. He's completely dumb to the conversation. ]}

[leaderboards]

[ that confirms it. he has no idea what's going on here. and that's... funny, actually, but carolina's so used to scowling that her poker face is a good one. instead of laughing like she kinda feels like doing, she deliberately looks taken aback. ]

Really? What about me makes you think I'd look good in something like that?

[ please dig your own grave for her amusement. ]

[glitterpants]

_{[ i'm sorry he's so dumb... ]}

Ah, I just think.. you would look good in leather. Hmph. Kind of like I do. You would look amazing in perfect fashion!
_{[ by leather he's just meaning leather jackets......... for the record.... he's really just saying Carolina should wear his clothes and what he finds tasteful. ]}

It's very cool is why, much like you.
_{[ send help. ]}

[leaderboards]

Cool or not, I'm not sure that it's really a role that suits me. [ she folds her arms across her chest, leaning back on one heel and gesturing with one hand as she continues, sounding as conversational as possible when this is actually cracking her up. ]

Don't get me wrong, I like leather, but some leather you have to really commit to. All or nothing, you know?

[glitterpants]

Oh, trust me. I understand. I have a lot of leather that I wear back home.
_{[ this is insinuating the wrong idea... ]}

But I have never worn anything like this. Do you find it fashionable, Carolina-san?
_{[ he's holding it up to himself.. like he were holding up a t-shirt or something at a 100 yen store. ]}

Do you think it'll fit me and my personality alright?
_{[ as they stand here... with sex toys and other phallic looking objects on either side of them.... ]}

[leaderboards]

[ oh karamatsu, your leather at home isn't anything like this. ]

Oh, I do find it fashionable. But I think how it looks on you is going to depend on the company you keep. The scene's really going to make or break you in that look, you know?

[glitterpants]

_{[ completely oblivious... ]}

Ah? Well, you seem to approve it on my body— perhaps I should just wear it around you especially.
_{[ this just keeps getting worse and worse... it's kind of amusing. ]}

[leaderboards]

[ carolina's poker face breaks at that, her laugh coming out as a startled, strangled sort of sound that she immediately tries to cover up with a cough, her hand coming up in a fist to press against her mouth, even as her shoulders shake.

give her a minute, this is hilarious.

when she pulls herself together, "coughing fit" subsided, she clears her throat and drops her hand, fighting with her expression to keep it neutral. ]

Mm, let me get back to you on that one.

[glitterpants]

_{[ Karamatsu doesn't realize she's laughing, he's just that ditzy. Though, her tone isn't as cold as usual, and for that, his lips pull upward in a small smile. ]}

You will? Wonderful. I suppose I have no choice but to buy it, then, and wait for your message.
_{[ a pause, as he looks around. ]}

I wouldn't think to find such a fashionable piece in here of all places, but I supposed I lucked out for once. Heh.

[leaderboards]

Yeah, sure was lucky. [ she pauses, looking around with a thoughtful furrow to her features. ] What were you hoping to find in here, anyway?

[ please keep entertaining her. this is the best mood she's been in all week. ]

[glitterpants]

_{[ oh... she got him, she threw him off guard. Karamatsu straightens his posture even more so, trying his hardest to not exactly look her directly in the eye but still not look alarmed.
He came here for a sex toy.. several of them, probably. He's familiar with the idea— they all read dirty magazines and he's owned some in the past— and when he came here by happenstance, he arrived here without any toys at all. Of course, he prefers just to jack off by hand, but in a place like this, maybe he'd find something really satisfying. ]}

I was looking for .... perfect fashion! And look, it appears I have found it.
_{[ okay but... he still does think this is something he can wear in public and it'll be ok. ]}