【OPEN/CLOSED】☆ WALK THROUGH STREETS OF GOLD WITH CIGARETTES YOU HAND ROLLED

[glitterpants]

WHO: Karamatsu Matsuno + anyone who wants him!
WHERE: Eluvio + throughout Bajikan.
WHEN: March catch all!
WHAT: A whole bunch of stuff. A dispute between Ichimatsu, a date with Carolina, district shenanigans in Luxuria with Dorothy and Carolina, Acedia with Jason, Ira with Sombra + Reaper, and Superbia will provide an open prompt. More may follow and will update is necessary.
WARNINGS: Drugs, alcohol, violence, language and possibly smut (eyes emoji).....

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[canadese]

[Ax claps his hands over his ears as soon as Karamatsu begins. For a second he even thinks he's under attack, before his brain catches up with his nerves. No, it's something even worse: Earth music.

He'd thought he'd heard the worst of what passes for music on that planet. He'd thought there was no conceivable way it could possibly get more horrible.

Listening to this man sing, he knows he was wrong. Even after all this time, the depths of human depravity continue to astonish him.]

Stop that this instant!

[glitterpants]

<sub>[ Ax's command gets Karamatsu's attention and all he can do is pause for a moment, stopping the music entirely.
And then.. his arm slowly raises...
and then.. his wrist curves slightly...
and then....

STRUMMING. ]</sub>

♫ There is an angry friend of mine,
Who thinks my music is a waste of time,
But I just need to let him know,
I love him still— even so—

You're handsome in your own way,
Don't let others get you down, don't go astray,
Believe in yourself and be true,
To get happiness in life, that is what you do ♫

_{[ dude you've never met this guy before. stop winking and finger-gunning at him like he's your pal. ]}

[canadese]

[The thing about provoking a distressed alien is they have no sense of what is a socially appropriate way to react to being aggravated.

Therefore, when Karamatsu does not stop singing, Ax takes the only course of action he sees available to him to get him to stop:

He moves to physically yank the guitar out of Karamatsu's hands.]

1.2

[glitterpants]

<sub>[ the guitar successfully gets yanked, and Karamatsu just stares at this guy with the biggest look of disbelief on his face....
did he just... do that?????

??????? ]</sub>

2.2

[glitterpants]

♫ My instrument is gone,
I have no choice but to take upon,
The challenge of singing acapella,
And hopefully still dazzle this fella ♫

_{[ it will never end.. ]}

[canadese]

Why is it still going on? Stop!

[Ax unceremoniously drops the guitar--sorry, buddy--and then lunges forward, attempting to muffle Karamatsu's mouth with his bare hands.

This is very dignified behavior befitting a war hero.]

[glitterpants]

_{[ Karamatsu stops when hands are placed over his mouth and he just stares slightly wide-eyed at this new person, unsure of what was going through his mind (yeah, he's that dumb he can't take a hint.)
If Ax lifts up his hands slightly, Karamatsu will replace his confusion with a charming smile, lightening up like a light bulb. Ax must have seen his free hugs sign! ]}

...Ah, if you wanted an embrace, you should have just asked me!
_{[ bring it in, bro, he's trying to hug you. ]}